This guy is amazing
I started a journal and I’ve decided to upload the first entry here
After a fairly eventful weekend I decided that as I had the day off I would sleep in and do nothing all day. Then at 8am the smoke alarm starts beeping every 30 seconds until I decide to get out of bed and go get a ladder to shut up the incessant disturbance. When I get up to it I can see it has various stickers on it, one of which said in bold letters “DO NOT PAINT OVER” then next to it the instructions on how to open it so I could pull the battery out and resume my slumber. However there was paint covering the entire left side of the sticker so it made virtually no sense what so ever. At this point I decided to do what any man would do when confronted with this kind of a situation, phone mum and dad, however neither of them answered so I texted the two of them asking them to phone me back to explain how to open the smoke alarm (later on I would find out they both received the texts but thought it amusing to let me suffer all day with the maddening beeping). Eventually this sends my dog crazy who starts blaming me for the beeping so she decides its a good idea to howl and bark and scratch me until I stop the beeping so instead what I did was construct a fort using an ironing board and a few blankets and pillows (the intention was to create a sound proof environment for me and my four legged friend … it failed). So in another attempt to block out the sound I decided to watch a movie with my head phones on, because I’m going to film school soon I’ve decided to watch some of the classics before I go so I settled on ‘Citizen Kane’ which is one of the most studied movies of all time and was made in 1941 by Orsen Wells, however at the last minute I decided to re-watch ‘Pacific Rim’ no regrets (fucking love that movie). 6 hours after it starts my dad arrives home and sets to work on turning it off because quote “that thing is bloody annoying” .. he’d been home for 5 minutes. Once it was off the dog returned to sanity and I returned to masturbation.